Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My not-so-living NIGHTMARE!

Most people who know me know that I have one paralyzing fear. And I use "paralyzing" in very literal way.

Mice.

I know that very few people like them, I get that. But I can't move and go into hysterics just at the sight of an empty mouse trap.

Shortly after we moved into our house last year it occurred to me that our back yard borders a pretty large forest area and what do you find in forests? Squirrels and bunnies, yes. And we see plenty of those. But it was the fact that mice might abide there that bothered me.

I called pest control immediately (probably before we had our gas or electricity hooked up). They came and set these super poison trap thingies in the basement and come every couple of months to check on them. I usually ask about it and they usually tell me that there has been some "activity".

"Activity", I now realize, is a very nice way of saying that your house is completely infested. But in almost a year and a half I have seen nothing so I let my little brain assume that the pest controllers are liars and just after our money. But I make sure they keep coming anyway.

And then it happened. Last Tuesday I went to the basement to start some laundry and I saw IT.

A dead mouse. To say I freaked out would be one of the biggest understatements EVER. And it was dead. Had it been alive my heart might have actually stopped between beats. The way I reacted will for sure make my poor 4 year old seek therapy someday. But my husband saved the day by "taking care of it" and checking out the entire basement. Given a choice I would never go down there again but then we'd have to join a nudist colony seeing as how we wouldn't have any clothes.

There have been no other signs thus far but I still won't go to the basement before an intense investigation is performed or without a chaperon. Which reminds me-Richard already left for work and laundry needs to be done. Oh well, maybe tomorrow...

6 comments:

Perry Family said...

I so understand. Jason wonders why I act the same way with spiders. I am glad to know there are people out there who have an extreme phobia also. Who needs clean clothes anyway:)

Unknown said...

Ha Ha! Now you know how I felt when i washed Autymms hampster and found it in the washer. I freaked out. I am pretty sure that I was scared but reading this it made me go back to when you lived in Utah and were at youth conference and one was in your m&m bag and you screamed. Those were the days. I am sorry that you have to go through mouse infestation. sick!

Anonymous said...

I would join the nudist colony. We lived in a house with a mice "situation". It was really, really yucky to say the least. The one thing that saved me was I had an 11 year old boy that loved to save the day. Thank heavens for boys!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is me again. I just thought I would let you know that I found evidence this morning of our own little colony of mice. I am freaking out and my dog is no help at all. He is just as afraid as I am.

Holly said...

You are Hilarious! I can totally see you with the mouse, but I'm sure Grayson will recover. Poor Bryce...he lives in it constantly, I'm sure.

Linda Davis said...

This is good to know that I'm not alone. Until you grow older and come to realize that ther ARE scarier things. What, I don't know yet but I'm certain I'll be finding out soon enough. typing in the dark may be one of them!!